23 Days until my Birthday! 

I am going away the end of September for 2 weeks to Italy.  I need some items for my trip.  Be a good whore, and go shopping on my wishlist for my Birthday!!  I'll be with my lover, in Italy.....getting this pussy fucked, so I should have lots of sexy stuff to bring with me!

Mistress Samantha


This is a message to my caller Howard.........who paid for a call last month, and was waiting for an email from me, to call back and get started, but your email bounced on me.....and it's still bouncing on me!  I just tried again, and I've been trying to get in touch, didn't want you thinking I just took your money and ran!....even though I know you would never think that!  ;-)


PS:  This was one of the pics I had sent you. 

The Worthless Penis

As I've said before, I've been taking phone calls for almost 15 years now, and I know the purpose I serve.  I know of the dismay, the kink, the horniness..........and the dysfunction.   This is an essay from a long time caller of mine:

Dearest Samantha,

You have been the object of my lust for years now, and I soak in the glory of having my entire sexual identity dominated by your command. We have discussed that I am an inferior male. While my body is tall,  muscular and tight, there is a defect. My reproductive system is a colossal failure -- a rejection by nature of my genes. It is a message and a command that I not reproduce. I must wear the recognition with shame between my legs.

And I've come to be tickled at the idea. It makes me so horny to know my place. To be safe from jockeying with the alpha males. My time and energies are much better spent socializing with women and leaving the fucking up to alpha males. For you, mistress, there is a different affection. I owe you the gratitude of giving me your attention
woman with your sex appeal --- those long legs and slippery parts all glistening -- is to be worshipped by many men.

I used to dabble in this fantasy, until I learned that I have hypospadias -- a dysfunctional penis hole on the underside of the head. It happens in about one in 200 men. The urine dribbles out. So does semen.

Now this alone would be bad enough, but it's in addition to a trifecta of inferior maleness: a small penis, tiny testicles and watery semen. It's just science. Nature doesn't want my genes to continue. It has effectively castrated me.
t's a blow to the ego. I can see why people seek out sensual domination when they finally come to the realization that they are not fit for sexual intercourse. They want a soft coach to tell them, "It's OK to be horny, just not with anyone else. Help society by draining yourself. Let my hand guide yours up and down the shaft. Go ahead. Get. AaaLLLLLLL of it out. Do it for me. Gooood boy!"

12:03 AMThat's what inferior men seek. And it makes sense. It just occurred to me that I accept myself as one of those people. I officially give up on ever trying to fuck anyone. And I do it for my mistress. I feel a pride like reverence or patriotism when I drain myself for you, abiding by the rule that not all men can pass along their chromosomes for another generation. Some must recognize their place. They must resign from sex pridefully and for the good of mankind.

Toilet Slave

The Toilet Slave, forever begging to submit to his beautiful Mistress.  Hungry for all that is to come from her perfect mound. The ultimate offering. You will submit to my beauty. You shall lay under my perfect cunt ready to service me. I may coat you, spray you and soak you in my hot golden nectar. I shall straddle your face, hovering just above. The view will leave you in a state of anticipation with your cock throbbing and my slick lips parted, moist and looking incredibly delicious. I shall place these pouty lips directly upon your mouth, open wide Slave, this Mistress may have a treat for you.  Mmmm, beg to drink me, beg to be my little toilet slave. All color showers if need be my little whore. Slide your head down and between my crotch and open wide, slip your tongue deep inside me, feel the steaming hot flush of my sweet wet pussy gush into your mouth. You will serve me whenever I need. You will act as my ass wipe, I will no longer use toilet paper, as I will have you. Open wide slut, and thank me for your treat. I will use you as a party toilet!  Oh yes, for all my girlfriends, and who knows, maybe even other guests. You will exist only to serve me as I so command, as for this is what creates and fulfills the role of the Toilet Slave.


Oral Worship

A little treat for the this summer nears the end.  Speaking of ends......I need mine licked!

The I.R.S.

Hi there, as I was just telling my Norway Slave, it seems I've created a $2500 IRS bill, and I'm creating a post about it for an obvious reason........I want help in paying it.  We can't have me going to jail now, can we!  haha, NO, that's MY fantasy for you sluts, not ME!  You should be the ones bent over in jail, not me.  Silly, yes.

Anyway, like a good Domme and strict Mistress, I'm taking donations to pay off my bill.  Click the links below to be taken to my own merchant account, that I've had now for 13 years.  It's safe, it's secure, it's discreet, and it'll help ME bigtime!

And, if you prefer to only make Nite Flirt payments, go to my tributes page here.